Ladies Feel Over The Hill At 29

A new study purports to show that women start feeling old at 29. But take it with a grain of salt — the study was commissioned by funeral home.

According to the New York Daily News, a British company called Avalon Funeral Plans polled 1,000 people on their website. On average, women said they started feeling old at 29 (the Daily News reports this finding as, "29 is when women don't have 'it' anymore," which sounds sort of sinister). And they gauged their horrifying senescence by outward markers like gray hairs, sagging skin, and "assets heading south." Meanwhile, the average male respondent started feeling old at 58, and was more likely to cite behavioral markers of aging like finding music too loud or experiencing erectile dysfunction.

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